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Republicans are choosing their nominee in the race to replace term-limited Gov. Ron DeSantis, and there’s also a new congressional map. California, Wyoming and Alaska are voting today too. Follow live updates.
🗳️ ‘One person kind of controls our fate’: Republicans confront growing midterm peril due to Iran war
Hayden Panettiere never knew life out of the spotlight. Starting with her first gig as an infant in a toy commercial, she followed the same path as many child stars. Sadly, her death also feels eerily familiar.
➕ New details emerge from the day Hayden Panettiere died
For the first time, astronomers say they’ve detected a long ribbon of stars outside the Milky Way. The discovery could reveal secrets about one of our universe’s greatest mysteries.
Hospitals across the US are trying to reduce maternal deaths and complications after pregnancies. One small accessory is proving surprisingly effective.
5️⃣ Soaking and scrubbing
South Korea is home to the world’s largest department store. In addition to shopping, guests can get naked and take part in a unique spa experience.
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Suspicious device that caused bomb scare turns out to be sex toy
A suspicious device with exposed wires shut down a Washington, DC road for nearly two hours, according to WUSA. The scene was cleared after the device was determined to be a sex toy.
💣 False alarm: A suspicious device with exposed wires caused a bomb scare that shut down roads in Washington, DC, for nearly two hours. The scene was cleared after authorities realized the gadget was a sex toy.

🥾 ‘Everywhere I see disasters’: Known as the “Beast Runner,” this former professional trail runner traverses Taiwan’s rugged mountains to find missing hikers. He says most of the tragedies he uncovers could have been avoided.
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🧑⚖️ Which company just filed a lawsuit alleging that Trump’s Federal Communications Commission is violating its First Amendment rights?
A. Disney
B. Paramount
C. Comcast
D. Warner Bros. Discovery
⬇️ Scroll down for the answer.
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🧠 Quiz answer: A. Disney is going to court to defend its ABC television stations from the Trump administration’s pressure campaign.
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