A major controversy has erupted within the darts world where sleuths are analyzing audio clips of what sounds like a wet shart, but the guy accused of dropping the bomb says he can explain.
English darts star James Wade is making headlines across Europe after ripping what sure sounds like one of the loudest farts in darts history. Wade, 41, was facing Callan Rydz at the Players Championship when the fart bubble (allegedly) broke loose.
Let's go to the footage. Sound all the way up if you're at work and showing coworkers. You need to hear the velocity of this one:
As someone who has been on golf trips where guys are ripping wet farts on the tee box after a rough night of boozing, that's a big, nasty wet fart from Wade.
Ah, but Wade can explain. This will go down as one of the best fart defenses in darts history.
"I feel I must address a situation following my run to the semi-finals of PC22 today. Footage has emerged of me doing what appears to be a "shart" at the end of one of my matches, It was actually the velcro on my new trainers. I now consider this matter put to bed as don't wish to talk about it again," Wade tweeted Tuesday.
You buying it?
Wade's explanation has not convinced everyone. Some have pointed out that velcro does not make a sound that remotely resembles a fart, and that Wade's timing is suspect. Others have suggested that Wade is simply trying to deflect attention from a poor performance.
Regardless of the truth, Wade's alleged fart has provided some much-needed entertainment for darts fans. The incident has been widely shared on social media, with many people commenting on the hilarious nature of the situation.
The incident has also sparked a debate about the etiquette of farting in public. Some have argued that it is acceptable to fart in a public setting, while others have condemned the practice as unsanitary and disrespectful.
Whether or not Wade actually farted during his match, the incident has certainly made him a talking point. The story is sure to be remembered for years to come, and it may even inspire future darts players to consider their own farting etiquette.
But for now, we can all enjoy the spectacle of one of the most bizarre moments in darts history. It's a story that will likely be told and retold for years to come.
The Velcro Defense: Why It's Not Buying
The velcro argument, while a fun and memorable response, falls apart under scrutiny. It's easy to laugh off because it is a hilarious, relatable, and unexpected excuse. Who hasn't been caught in a public setting with a bad case of the toots? But if we're being honest, it's not really believable.
First, the sound. Velcro is a fairly quiet material, and it's unlikely to make a sound that is loud enough to be heard over the din of a darts match. Second, Wade's timing. The sound of the alleged fart comes just after Wade bends over, which is a classic giveaway. If it was just the velcro, it should have occurred as he was moving, not after he had stopped and bent down.
Finally, there's the fact that Wade seems to be trying to play it off as if nothing happened. That's a sure sign that he knows he did something wrong. It's not the actions of someone who truly believes it was the velcro.
The Real Story: A Moment of Truth
So what really happened? It's impossible to say for sure. But it's clear that something happened that made Wade feel embarrassed enough to try to come up with an excuse.
The Unintended Impact: A New Era of Darts Etiquette
This story may have sparked a new era of awareness for darts players and even general sports etiquette. Now, the question is: are these players going to be more conscious of their own gas? This could be a huge shift in darts culture, and it's only a matter of time before we see the impact of this story on the sport.
It's a humorous, unexpected, and surprisingly poignant chapter in the history of darts. It's a story that reminds us that even in the most serious of sports, there's always room for a little bit of fun and a lot of unexpected moments.
The Farter of the Year Award
It seems we're in a new era of sports. With a wave of athletes suddenly finding their voice, maybe it's time for the new and hilarious award: Farter of the Year. Let's face it, athletes are human, and gas happens. Now, let's celebrate those who own the moment.
What's next for Wade? It's hard to say, but one thing is for sure, his legacy is now forever tied to this moment. He'll likely continue to be the subject of many jokes and memes. But maybe this is the start of a new era for darts. An era where athletes are more open about their bodily functions and where farting is no longer taboo.
